Rant, rage and no wifi

Who would have thought it would be so effing hard to find a cafe with wireless web access in Dublin city centre. 
An don't get me started about Malahide. I went into every single cafe there 3 weeks ago looking for wifi. None. Nada. Zip.
While innumerable pubs and restaurants have free wifi, almost no cafes do. What's that about?! Am I more likely to want to use my computer over a cup of coffee, or over a rake of pints or a slap-up meal? 
Very frustrating.
Get with it Dublin. You embarrass me.